The world is a very wet place and a brown stripe can happen to anyone, anywhere at any time! No one is safe! The corrupt market leaders are not doing enough to keep cyclists dry and things are getting really scary, really fast.
Only Ass Savers and Ass Savers alone can do the job it takes to keep us all safe and dry! This awesome T-shirt will help us conquer...eh, keep you safe! We have yet not found a minority to blame for this mess but we are working on it.
*The descritpion above is fully ironic and should not be seen as an endorsment of anything or anyone. Except world peace. We endorse world peace.